
Beatdown Cornhole
AO: Boneyard
When: 03/10/2025
QIC: Busboy
PAX (6): Busboy, Dinghy, Floater, Liquor, Speedo, Stifler (Boneyard Site Q)
Preamble:
A cold rain to keep us in the pavilion. We made the best of it.
Warm-O-Rama:
- SSH – 21
- Weedpickers – 10
- Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 with an extended stretch
- Arm Circles
- SSH – 21 (42 total
The Thang:
FORMAT
- Q set up a cornhole board and 10 cones
- Each cone had 3 exercises on them: upper body, core and lower body exercise
- PAX counted off
- When a PAX was up, they chose a cone to throw the sandbag from to try and get on the cornhole board
- If they made it on the board, we performed the exercise. If they missed, we did a default exercise. If they made it through the hole, we took reps off of the cone exercise
- 2 rounds per circuit
CIRCUIT 1: Upper body
- Cone 1 – 10 Merkins
- Cone 2 – 10 Diamond Merkins
- Cone 3 – 10 Carolina Dry Docks
- Cone 4 – 10 Wide Arm Merkins
- Cone 5 – 10 Makhtars
- Cone 6 – 10 Hand Release Merkins
- Cone 7 – Bear Crawls (to the board)
- Cone 8 – 10 Coupon Curls
- Cone 9 – 10 Kettle bell swings
- Cone 10 – Coupon Overhead Press
- Default Exercise – 10 Burpees
- None of us are very good at Cornhole.
- We did alot of burpees
CIRCUIT 2: Core
- Cone 1 – 10 American Hammers
- Cone 2 – 10 V-Ups
- Cone 3 – 10 Plank Shoulder Taps
- Cone 4 – 10 Leg Raises
- Cone 5 – 20 LBCs
- Cone 6 – 10 Reverse Crunches
- Cone 7 – Spiderman Crawls (to the board)
- Cone 8 – 10 Standing Russian Twists
- Cone 9 – 10 Plank Pull throughs
- Cone 10 – 10 Pickle Pointers
- Default – 10 Mountain Climbers
- Again, we all suck at Cornhole. Started getting better though.
- We did alot of mountain climbers, but not as many burpees
CIRCUIT 3: Lower Body
- Cone 1 – 10 Squats
- Cone 2 – 10 Bonnie Blairs
- Cone 3 – 10 Step ups
- Cone 4 – 10 Monkey Humpers
- Cone 5 – 10 Jump Squats
- Cone 6 – 10 Daniel Sons
- Cone 7 – Bernies (to the board)
- Cone 8 – 10 Coupon Dead Lifts
- Cone 9 – 10 Goblet Squats
- Cone 10 – 10 Line Jumps
- Default – 10 Peter Parkers
- We’re so bad at cornhole, PAX started standing by the board to guide the bag in
- We got better this round
FINISHER x2
- Balls to the Wall while 1 PAX at a time did arm raises
- Spiderman crawl to the board and back
- the Big Sexy (10 pickle pounders, 10 pickle pointers, 10 monkey humpers)
- Air Chair holding arms up while 1 PAX at a time did arm raises.
COT:
Prayers for Humperdink’s brother-in-law whose battling cancer.
Naked-Man Moleskin:
Was grateful to try something new. A bit bumpy with some standing around at times, but was fun and kept us working during the rain.
Good to have an easy backup plan for the rain.