Cornhole Board of Pain

AO: The Hooch

When: 09/28/2022

QIC: BallBoy

PAX (17): Angus, Animal, BallBoy, Birdie, Boomer, Dinghy, Feathers, Jetson, Mater, McCracken, Meatball, Scrooge, Splinter, Sunshine, Tenderfoot, zima, Dirty Moe (Denver)

Preamble:

After finishing the 2022 IronPAX misery-fest on Monday, the Hoochies were ready for some well-deserved ‘active recovery’. Inspired by weekend tailgating, YHC thought it would be fun to bring in a different kind of ‘Board of Pain’, namely, the Cornhole Board.

Warm-O-Rama:

The PAX warmed up with:

  • SSH
  • LBAC
  • Windmills
  • Copperhead Squats
  • Imperial Walkers
  • 400M Run

The Thang:

YHC decided to get the blood-flowing football practice style. Found some parking lot lines and…

  • Line shuffle toward the theater
  • Line jumps, 25 over and back, side-to-side then front-to-back
  • Line shuffle back toward the start
  • Repeat Line Jumps

The PAX then circled up for some Up-Downs. Feet moving the whole time, call of “Up” means jump, call of “Down” means burpee. Completed two rounds.

Finally, counted off 2 teams and made our way to the Cornhole Board of Pain where YHC explained the rules:
Each team sends a representative to throw
Bag on board = Safe
Bag off board = Team Suicide run (1 line first time, 2 lines second time, etc)
Round winning team = Jog to Theater and back
Round losing team = Burpees till winners get back
Tie = Everyone does 20 Mercans

Bags were tossed, many missed, plenty of running and burpees but they were the most fun burpees we’ve seen in a while. 🙂

Back to the flag with a couple of minutes for Mary:

  • American Hammers
  • Gas Pumpers
  • Box Cutters

COT:

Prayers for those in the path of Hurricane Ian. Prayers for job needs.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

It was different, it was fun. It was hard enough. Next week back to the usual Hooch pain. Great job everyone pushing through September! Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

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