Gobbler’s Gauntlet
AO: Grindstone
When: 2023-11-27
QIC: Inseam
PAX (9): Corn Dog, Deuce (Jay Mooney), Inseam, jugdish, Omaha, Snowman, Spit Valve, Swiper, Vanna
Preamble:
Gather, pax of iron will, in the Grindstone post-Thanksgiving dawn, where the feast's echoes still linger. Shed the turkey-induced torpor, embrace the crucible of sweat and steel. Amidst the remnants of indulgence, rise like Titans to conquer the Gobbler's Gauntlet - a crucible forged in the furnace of fortitude. Let the feast be the fuel, and may the post-turkey turmoil transform into triumph!Warm-O-Rama:
Hit play on an epic playlist. Mosey to the top of the Long-A parking lot for the following in cadence:- SSH,
- Toy Soldiers,
- Weedpickers
- Hillbillies
The Thang:
Buy In: Jackass Burpee Webbs - 1:2 ratio of Burpees:Donkey Kicks. Starting at 1:2 and ending at 10:20. The Thang: Grab an oversized coupon. Head to end-zone for some yard line Escalators.- 10 Burpees
- Carry rock to 25 yard line, run back
- 10 Burpees, 20 Sumo Squat w/ Air Press
- Run to rock, carry rock to 50 yard line, run back
- 10 Burpees, 20 SSwAP, 30 Smurf Jacks
- Run to rock, carry rock to 75 yard line, run back
- 10 Burpees, 20 SSwAP, 30 Smurf Jacks, 40 Plank Jacks
- Run to rock, carry rock to 100 yard line, run back