New Coke has been discontinued

AO: Galaxy

When: 2025-03-27

QIC: New Coke

PAX (8): Wideright

Preamble:

Memory is a little foggy on the details, but one thing’s for sure — New Coke showed up and brought some fizzy pain with him. We assume there were some SSHs, probably a mosey, maybe even a Dora or a round of Four Corners. Burpees? There’s a good chance. Complaining? Guaranteed. Too bad he can't complete his back last.

The Thang:

Whatever it was, the mumblechatter was high, the reps were questionable, and the sweat was plentiful. That’s a win.

COT:

Ended as always — circled up, gave thanks, and reminded each other why we keep showing up. Leadership, brotherhood, and a solid chance at sore legs.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

It may have been weeks, months, or even years ago — but we remember the important part: the man known as New Coke stepped up to lead, and we’re better for it.

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