Twas Warm, but We got Hot! A Hooch Beatdown

AO: The Hooch

When: 2025-04-02

QIC: Dinghy

PAX (15): Angus, BallBoy, Boardwalk, Boomer, Feathers, Mater, Meatball, Pigtails, Popper, Potter (Matt Rowand), PuffDaddy, Spackle, Turk, Wolverine

Preamble:

Weather's getting warmer, and a little moister. Still, the arm hasn't healed yet, but that wasn't going to stop YHC from haulin' the mail. With a veteran crew, we started with an abbreviated disclaimer and off we went.

Warm-O-Rama:

10 each of: Weedpickers, hillbillies, Moroccan nightclubs, Willie Mays Hays, hangovers, SSH's. Mosey to the wall by the spicy wet hot crab restaurant......

The Thang:

11's on the wall with Erkins and Dips. Conduct 10/1 of each, quick short run across the lot to the curb and back, and continue. Imperial Walker for the 6. Mosey to the Ari parking lot. 11's with Bonnie Blairs on one side, Jump Squats on the other. Bernie Sanders with praise hands going out and back (or, as Hackey-Sack would call them, AOC's). Plank for the 6. Short mosey to the overhang Dryhumps with some four-plan - Start with 1 Carolina Drydock, then lean back into an air chair on one of the pillars and conduct 4 air presses (Jack Webb style), then proceed to do 2 monkey humpers. Proceed in the same format to 2 DD's/8 air chair air presses/4 monkey humpers, and so on until 10/40/20. Short mosey to midway down the walkway Big Sexy - conduct 40 each of pickle pounders, pickle pointers, and monkey humpers, then 20 out/back single count lunge walks. Continue through 30/20/10 of each, Mary for the 6. Mosey back to the flag. Quick set of 20 gas pumpers, and that was TIME!

COT:

Don't forget the Halpha Day/Convergence Combo on 5/2-3 at the Rubicon. Continued prayers for Humperdinck's BIL and HaHa, along with wherewithal for Popper and Plymouth.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

The arm's getting better, men, but here's hoping that even without burpees, bearcrawls, and mercans, YHC was able to provide a challenge. Keep chopping, boys!

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