Catholic Choose Your Own Adventure

AO: The Hooch

When: 2025-04-23

QIC: Feathers

PAX (20): Animal, BallBoy, Boomer, Dinghy, Half-Dozen, Humperdinck, Maguire, Mater, McCracken, Meatball, Pigtails, PuffDaddy, Scrooge, Spackle, Splinter (Dave Burgess), Tenderfoot, Tightrope, Wolverine, Blue Light, Younga (FNG), Granola (FNG)

Preamble:

YHC was a late substitution.  In honor of the passing of His Holiness Pope Francis, a Catholic-themed big board of pain.

Warm-O-Rama:

Mosey with butt kickers, high knees, karaoke.  SSH, Weedpickers, Windmills, Moroccan Nightclubs.

The Thang:

Choose your own adventure by picking 1 exercise from each of 4 groups, R&R.  Big Board of Pain and a handful of coupons. Playlist of Biblical songs. Group 1: People (30 reps)
  • Pontiff Pickle Pointers
  • St Peter Parkers (Alpha)
  • Frances Flutter Kicks (Alpha)
  • Bishop Big Boys
Group 2: Places (10 Reps)
  • Roman Reverse Crunch
  • Vatican V Ups
  • Sistine Shoulder Taps (Alpha)
  • Absolution Apse Kickers (Absolutions with a donkey kick)
Group 3: Things (20 Reps)
  • Conclave Coupon Curls
  • Rosary Rosalita Wips
  • Beatification Burpees
  • Holy See Heels to Heaven
Group 4: RUN
  • Hail Mary 100 yard sprint
  • St Stephen Shuttle Run (four parking lines)
  • Maccabee Mile (run full parking lot perimeter)

COT:

Upcoming Halphaday and convergence.  Brew Ruck.  Prayers for our SMR runners.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Though no longer Catholic, truly respect and admire Pope Francis.

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